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Reason #38- Roadside Attractions
One sunny afternoon in the flat plains of Central Kansas, we came across a field with hundreds of kinetic and other metal sculptures. I had heard that there were unusual roadside attractions in the Midwest, but this was the first time I was taken aback by one. Mullinville, Kansas, is a small town on U.S. Highway 400 and its claim to fame are these “totems,” as their creator, a reportedly ill-tempered M.T. Liggett, calls them. They are made from junked farm machinery, car parts, road signs or railroad equipment.
From the giant dinosaurs in Cabazon, Calif., to “Carhenge” in Alliance, Neb., to the massive “Geese in Flight” metal sculptures in North Dakota, surprises around the bend will usually delight, if not impress. There’s a giant elephant in New Jersey, the world’s largest thermometer in the California desert, and mammoth statues of Paul Bunyan and Babe, the Blue Ox, throughout North America. Bring your own spray paint and help decorate the upended relics at Cadillac Ranch in Amarillo, Texas.
There are literally hundreds of these attractions scattered all over America, many on out-of-the-way back roads, and are the hope of each county or town near their location. What makes them special is the quirky or humorous nature of the creations, the more unexpected the better. For example, the World’s Largest Ball of Yarn doesn’t really cut it any longer, but New York State’s “World’s Largest Garden Gnome” will definitely have you cracking a smile. Beneath an overpass in Seattle, there is a cement statue, the Fremont Troll, so large that a full-size VW bug fits in its clutched hand.
There also seem to me popular themes to these attractions. Treat yourself to a visit to the UFO Welcome Center in Bowman, S.C., or to the Little A‘le‘inn, a roadside café and motel on the Extraterrestrial Highway in Nevada. Huge dinosaurs can be found in nearly every state, as can the “World’s Largest” almost anything.
There’s a Foamhenge in Virginia, a replica of Stonehenge in Washington State, the aforementioned Cadillac Ranch and Carhenge, and other “Henges” of various types across the country. There are also umpteen metal horse, elk and buffalo statues on the plains and rolling hills of the Midwest and the deserts of Texas, Oklahoma and Arizona, some with Native Americans in chase.
We’ve seen bowling ball gardens, hot-dog-shaped cafes, coffeepot or teapot gas stations, giant rocks in a myriad of shapes, and a “city” of round rocks. Ghost towns seem to be everywhere, as are an abundance of outdoor museums of farm and ranch equipment, and strange man-made structures like Bishop’s Castle in Colorado. Many have expressed fascination with the over-painted Salvation Mountain in Slab City, Calif., or the Unclaimed Baggage Center in Alabama.
All told, we wouldn’t enjoy life on the road as much without at least some of these respites from dreary highway travel, helping make the road less traveled much more fun.
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Interestingly, my closing quote typifies why interesting roadside attractions are so often missed by tourists. It was attributed to Gilbert K. Chesterton, an English writer who lived during the turn of the 20th century. He wrote, appropriately, “The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.“
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